Thavron

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you familiar with the concept of debt?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The hot water tank next to the batteries with a Keep Dry sign, lol

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What are the chances of 7 birds doing this thing in a row!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, this is actually something ChatGPT is great for:

*Can you generate a list of 20 sentences in the same vein as these two:

What sorcery is this?

Even kings never knew such luxury...*

Absolutely! Here’s a list of 20 sentences in a similar whimsical, dramatic, or regal tone:

  1. Is this the work of ancient gods?

  2. By the stars, what marvel lies before me?

  3. This surely belongs in legend.

  4. Not even emperors dreamt of such splendor.

  5. What manner of enchantment is this?

  6. This defies the very laws of nature!

  7. Even the heavens would weep at such beauty.

  8. Was this forged in the heart of a dying star?

  9. A treasure fit for the halls of Valhalla.

  10. This is the stuff of forgotten prophecy.

  11. The ancients whispered of wonders like this.

  12. Not in a thousand lifetimes could I have imagined it.

  13. The bards shall sing of this day.

  14. Surely, this was touched by divine hands.

  15. The very fabric of reality trembles before it.

  16. Even the moon would blush in its presence.

  17. This belongs not on earth, but in dreams.

  18. A miracle, wrapped in velvet and starlight.

  19. What alchemy wrought this wonder?

  20. Even time itself must pause to behold it.

Want it to lean more fantasy, sarcastic, poetic, or sci-fi next time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

These look like Zoidberg's arachnid cousins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How are you cooking your pasta? It should be:

  1. Wait until water boils
  2. Drop in pasta
  3. Wait until water boils again, then start the timer
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Yeah this isn't "digital games cheaper" but more "physical games more expensive".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's a Shoggoth, that is!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Plato is absolutely shredded.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless you're a concrete salesman, of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Color out of Space vibes. Lovely.

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