Trying to claim the suburbs like it is the hood is something seventh grade boys would try to do to seem cool. This is the kind of shit that keeps conservatives permanently lame. All they have is Frankenstein reverse engineered versions of things that once trended organically.
"I did get jumped by all six of you chumps and Wink did fuck my girl"
Rap Battle Crowd:
This is not one of those things like "Deplorables" where the attack can be co-opted successfully because it can be reframed as something formidable. Also, JD just looks like a neckbeard, so any photo of him featuring a quote of him owning that he fucked a couch can only harm his image.
The one way to produce less of this shit is to make sure more antisocial kids in school learn lessons on proper human interaction and healthy romantic courtship.
It is about drag queens in the Olympics opening ceremony
I agree, I am sick of edgelords who never lived in a time where an actor could lose their livelihood for being outed bagging on rainbow capitalism like it's nothing. It's usually shit but it is still not nothing.
Well some of his kids definitely skipped school
Reminds me of this, when the insult is too funny to garner sympathy 
A secret trick that dumb liberals who performatively denounce "mud-slinging" overlook is that if your insult to your opponent is undeniably funny or resonant, they cannot repeat it to shame you because it will get more people to laugh at them than to be outraged on their behalf.
The RNC recently tried to attack Kamala by showing a clip of her laughing at Trump being called the r-slur, but too many people get why Trump would be called that, and the "how dare she" responses were overpowered by responses saying "based."
This is also why the Vance couch cushions bit is effective, there is no way to condemn that insult by name without humiliating yourself more than you shame your insulters.
It makes them feel as small as they actually are rather than as big as they present themselves to be.