Tachanka

joined 2 years ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

geordi-no beautiful soul sent to my womb by God Almighty

geordi-yes potential future chud/scab

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

che-no playing single player games

che-si playing single player games and only doing side quests

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 71 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Chechen warlord

Look, not a Kadyrov fan by any stretch of the imagination, but look at how this headline is dripping with American exceptionalism. I would love to see US presidents referred to as "warlords" from now on.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seems like both parties are trying desperately to throw the election

New great depression is upon us and neither party desires blame for governing during it

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

had this happen to me around the same time our kid was born. I actually thought I was gonna get fired. My department got destroyed and we all got scattered to new roles. I got put in something I am frankly not qualified for but I wasn't exactly going to complain because unemployment is bleak. Stress is tremendous. Still, "first world problems." At least I'm not in an asbestos mine 12 hours a day or some shit.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

clown nanomachines, bart

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I doubt it was "for unity" tbh. Not because Joe wouldn't do that, he totally would; but I think his brain is scrambled eggs at this point, he's not playing that kind of chess anymore; all it would take is 1 Trumper in the audience handing him a hat and he'd put it on without a second thought. That's probably what happened and his handlers spun some juicy unity cope for the media. Joe probably thinks Trump was president 24 years ago during 9/11 and that he's not even running right now. He probably thinks that Presinald Trunt stopped 9/11 by telling the planes they have to go back.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

godawful trigger discipline, those kittens are good as toast with him around.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

there can only be 1

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 62 points 10 months ago

they-dont-know They don't know trotsky came up with hitler particles

 
 
 
 
 
 

didn't watch; was it at least funny? is it worth making a drinking game out of?

 

gambo succession crisis

 
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