Stpetergriffonsberg

I hope I live to see many more 800 upbear celebrations

It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the death of Henry Kissenger

Great article, real bloomer stuff, thanks for posting

Well the townguard came to visit me, t'was in the early hours

With Sorcerors and paladins, and ferret-armored bards 🎸

They thought they had me cornered

so I burned down the Great Hall

with the 8d6 of damage from me little fire ball

I think this slaps (general CW, r word)

It seems so though some people in the comments were saying people do get pulled up on it so it might be a regional thing. This post is the only thing I've seen on it so if someone were to theoretically try, I'd hope they'd do more research first

Some person on r*ddit is complaining about their job in which they open up returned bezos packages. They are complaining because apparently the biggest company on Earth doesn't actually check returns for the actual item and instead just checks the weight, resulting in this person having to work for a company that basically opens up garbage lootboxes en masse. Of course, no responsibilty for this should fall on the multibillion dollar behemoth that has almost certainly already decided it'd rather eat the losses and sell off the returned items to this guy's temporarily embarrassed boss than go through the trouble of verifying it themselves. I wonder if there's any items at all that end up back where they started or if there's no infrastructure for that. Anyway, all this is very funny, especially when the poster explains:

And just so you know, there's return info included in most of the packaging and we all make fun of you. You're all ignorant in so many ways.

Like sorry friend I honestly think waste disposal is important but I cannot hear you over my 100% discounted airfryer

Haha surely not. Unless...?

You're more than welcome here. It's uncomfortable stuff but the destruction of where you and your family exist could come about to make it better. To be carried out by an entity that you could contribute to, with violence only being carried out against the most stubborn reactionaries, allowing for a redistribution of resources in a much fairer way. Of course that's not what 9/11 was, but if every Hexbear poster was asked if they'd rather push the big red button on the US that turns it communist or into a crater, everyone but the dolphin people would turn it communist. Then it would (hopefully) be people like you that would make up the spearhead of change.

In honor of Stalin defeating fascism on this day and every other, Hexbear users are reminded to enjoy the remainder of their weekend

Playing Baldur's Gate 1 and all is going well until I am teleported to a magic chessboard that I must play using my party as the pieces, meaning they can only go onto specific squares or they get a lightning bolt shot in their direction. After failing a bunch I

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felt very smart when I gave my thief 100% lightning resist and had him stealth dance around the opposing side of the board until every enemy piece had been zapped