Solaris1789

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You have to compile it which would take a few more years

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Watermarks going crazy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Granted. The Monkey's paw has never existed, and nobody has ever wished on it. This includes your wish. So the monkey's paw is never erased, which means you wish for this, and on and on.

You've created a time paradox!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Not so rare lemmy.ml L

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Boxers had a zap of gay jock love, quit women.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (8 children)

It just HAD to be uttar pradesh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Granted, an expedition on one of Jupiter's moons brings back an undetectable deadly alien pathogen that wipes out nearly every single human being, except a few thousands that return the stone age living in isolated areas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Would give TCP hole punching a whole new meaning

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if you decide to become an astronomer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Un petit pas pour l'homme, un grand pas pour jlailu

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Take my uplemm and get the hell out of here

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I sort by hot, now burn on the stake witches!

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