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spuling ez hurd okai

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i gut drnk 1 dai & rantd abt hw tht sub shuld let u shrak poost & als str wurs ppost

thiz ws b4 tht subradit gut tkn ovr bi librulizm

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o hai how r u hppy 2 b numin8d

shrek-mike

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teh 14 ~wurds~ buls uv th beast

:fry:

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:party-rocking:

 
 
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juchay gng (preview.redd.it)
 
 
 
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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Look at it!

LOOK AT MY WORK

edit: thnx for feature

edit 2: plz remember to tag yourselves

edit 3: lots of dms about how im able to be so creative.

here is my morning routine and i want to hear about yours 2

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closure with dave (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

 

fixed because my first try at this broke the website.


need context?

First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136

Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194

Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153

Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251

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Hello David (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Enjoy this whole shrek fan site, Dave, you paid for it.

I'm waiting for you to call back and offer me a raise. If you want to double my pay, we'll call it even.

edit: Thank you for looking at this Dave.

edit 2: post that started this

edit 3: texts with Dave are live

edit 4: closure with dave

 
 

I have been making shrek memes instead of working.

my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.

Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.

also subscribe to [email protected]

Edit: time to nut up

Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL

Edit 2: texts with Dave are live

edit 3: final message to Dave

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