ShimmeringKoi

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The person on the right is giving me elementary school flashbacks with her gleeful liar's expression. She looks like a rich 10 year old in the middle of blackmailing the maid. That's the most I'll-tell-teacher ass face I've ever seen on an adult human being

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Steal our research

Oh no they're gonna steal the secrets of the flavor-blasted dorito

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Desire to be seen as champion of Global South drives policy tilt

Yes it's definitely not a reaction to the genocide, it's all just a devious power play by the scheming communists who are only trying to look good by checks notes not supporting a genocide.

This is like when weird internet fascists say you're "virtue signalling" by not being racist, except it's a media outlet doing it to an entire country.

The only reason we would ever do the right thing is for cynical posturing, so that must be the only reason anyone else ever does the right thing too.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Communism muh basic economics

When in reality, the one thing I will never forgive communism for is turning me into a Logistics Person

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Brb requisitioning a chainsword

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

And also the opinions of the mob have been carefully curated by various three letter agencies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Brownshirts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

These people have no idea what eye is theirs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Congrats to the IDF for receiving this week's IDF Destroyer award

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

pinches fingers together

Oh fuck, the glue agony-deep

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Do you think they were originally talking about banning swords, but then some consultant told them it would lose them votes with guys who have like replica lotr swords in their houses, and is there any way we could do this a little more racistly?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at his hands, you can see exactly how much agonizing care was put into trying to negotiate the most threadbare truce between dignity and reality

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