ShimmeringKoi

Bowling Green Never Forget

I just want to be a big anime crystal, is that so much to ask?

They exist in a blissful eternal present where there is no context, no action and reaction, only the gentle lapping of waves and the shade of the coconut tree

This reminds me of those sarcastic "2/10 wouldn't bang" memes back in the day. I guess they were trying to warn us about this guy.

Liberals: if the system you live inside lurches you from atrocity to atrocity, collapse to collapse, how long can you keep convincing each other and yourselves that it's a system worth preserving?

I should thank these scared idiots for all the new faces

I smoked the reefer and it made me a commie

The 88 Words

world-famous hamburgers

The lab:

"The fact that I'm now having this exact same conversation again after the millionth person makes the same obvious and unanswered critique of my ideas should be a moment of existential angst for them."

"Ugh you shit yourself, you should wash up"

IVE BEEN DEALING WITH YOU PEOPLE FOR A LONG TIME

Nazism is a conspiracy by a sinister international cabal of Russians to weaken Our Nation