This particular dipshit has USAF Veteran in his bio so he's not even a liberal. He's an actual card carrying demon of the 4th Reich
Sephitard9001
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Russia invaded Ukraine for no reason. Hamas invaded Israel for no reason. Here's 15 reasons why America invaded Iraq
Far left JOI from John Oliver
On one hand, I agree because it's so cliche to have every villain come back over and over in a saturday morning cartoon fashion. On the other hand, I love Bison and Urien's design and how they play so I would very much enjoy them being included in every game as long as it's a flashback version or something and they're not actually in the current story arc because they live forever or have revived for the 3rd time or some stupid shit
They've been excluding Dudley for 2 games in a row now and they even removed Balrog because they're patting themselves on the back with Ed who is just about the worst boxer archetype they've made yet.
There are two that I remember making me laugh pretty hard but I was still in school back then so I probably had a much higher tolerance for low effort crude humor. One about the Secretary of Interior punching a buffalo in the mouth and the other one about Haiti hosting the 2216 Olympic Games (a lot less funny now that I'm older and know why Haiti is poor). You're right that the joke is invariably just rewording the headline over and over but sometimes that just works.
Top Ten Reasons Why it's Okay to Carpet Bomb Tel Aviv with Airdropped Hershey's Chocolate Bars
#1. IDF caught hiding behind Pupper-shields
This is one of those pictures you see when you scale a church in Assassin's Creed and your third eye opens to reveal that the Matrix left you a pictogram that's just a QR Code that loads this image but the Xray filter reveals she has a third arm due to possessing the navel piercing of Eden or whatever
Sheesh there's just way too many to narrow it down to my "favorite" so I'll try to give two interesting answers rather than just listing all the ones I enjoyed most.
Way of the Samurai is the PS2 game I'd like to see remade most out of all the games that haven't been remade already. It was jank but the combat had a lot of hidden depth, and the story could be changed by so many small compounding choices. It has insane replay value. Also the soundtrack is fucking great. Same composer as Tenchu and it shows. I've been whistling "Brutal Heart" and Tamagawa's theme to myself for years.
The PS2 version of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed I think is baffling better than its PS3 counterpart you're meant to like more. It has a lot more content than you'd expect for an inferior version made for a dying console, they absolutely did not phone it in. The PS3 version I think has a more cohesive story with a lot more fluff trimmed though and it feels more like an original modern Star Wars entry whereas the PS2 version feels like its firmly stuck in the discarded extended universe where all the non-canon stories die
I loved this game when I was a young'un, I played this, Alpha 2, and Tekken 3 with my older brother and have been obsessed with fighting games ever since. Capcom's PS1-era spritework is immaculate and even modern indie games struggle to match it.
I'm biased in favor of Charlie Nash but I have to give it to Cyclops because it schmooves too fucking hard even though I hate him as a character. Shame him or his theme didn't survive for Marvel 3.
Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord