ScrollerBall

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The owls are not what they seem

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Was it this episode of the X-files?

https://90sflashback.wordpress.com/2015/07/05/the-x-files-1-4-conduit-sister-sister/

Mulder and Scully are investigating a girl's alien abduction. Her little brother is watching static on TV and writing out binary on sheets of paper. Later, the pages are laid out on the floor in a big square. Scully goes up the stairs and looks down, revealing the pages were and image of the kid's abducted sister.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I keep a few 2 oz boxes of dried wild mushrooms around for pantry risotto, or to add to stews.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck you, Wesley, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Picard's Fighting Fish. Threw off the pH levels in his aquarium, you piece of shit.

 
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that Señor Xtapolapocetl?

It's an extravagant piece of art. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible piece of art! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous piece of art!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

You are giving the orange turd way too much credit. He aint smart enough for a plan as complex as that.

 
 
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