Scrawny

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ohhh, stuck as in stuck on the steps. I first read it like it was a "well this is my life now" headline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Her Hungarian Rhapsody performance is my favorite!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

You never really know.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep. Short ton, long ton, and metric tonnes

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Changing of water pressure won't do anything for most household toilets except fill the tank faster.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

When they said they'd bring down the price of eggs they meant relative to the price of everything else.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Does this car not have a dipstick?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The cock pecked them out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think you could say the same about Bill Burr. Not just making it comedy to make it easier to swallow, but because the only thing you can do is laugh at the irony and how hopelessly we are along for the ride.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

This post makes me want to get sushi and not pay.

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