SausageWallet

Can I say a film franchise? If so then The Fast and The Furious movies.

They're just so damn ugly. One pulled up next to me at a light the other day and it looked like a cockroach skittered into my side vision.

I was almost afraid to go to that instance, considering what we were making jokes about... But I enjoyed that, they're all so cute! Thank you

I used to subscribe to r/rule34 for a laugh but somewhere along the line it went from being silly to being an excuse to make underage cartoon characters into porn. So this list doesn't surprise me.

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

Wrap them in a damp paper towel instead when you microwave them.

Did they finally do something about the modders on GTAV online? I used to play but ended up with a stalker that made the game unplayable for me because he would kick me anytime I got online, for weeks. I had to download one of the paid mod menus to stay hidden from him until I just didn't feel like paying for that anymore and just gave up and stopped playing. It was extremely frustrating to say the least.

No, no, no. What you do is lead them outside to the nearest tree and have them pick out a switch from the tree and then you take it and repeatedly smack them with it. If they continue to speak in favor of their idiot, then you resort to washing their mouths out with soap.

As I was scrolling the post up and read the headline, I was completely ready to believe it actually happened until I scrolled enough to see the link to the onion.

They took away our pogs, so then we started playing card games like speed or war. Then they banned card games saying we were "gambling" even though we weren't.

To me, that's just a difference in how people learn things in general. Some people will learn better from watching a tutorial, some people learn from reading instructions and some learn by fiddling around until they figure it out. The best way to figure out how to educate someone is to figure out how they learn things. Not everybody's brains work the same way and that's just true for everyone regardless of age.

I prefer joots