Salmarez

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Don't be an asshole. And maybe I should take my own advice, and not feed the troll.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I just reported this exact same phrase from Whiskey Pickle for ableism. Is that your alt? Anyway, don't be ableist.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

It's not about whether one wins or loses. It's about you losing.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I'm doubling the rent because the building's condemned! Let's lynch the landlord, man!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (18 children)

You are one pathetic loser!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I don't think many anti-natalists want to outlaw procreation, with them being against arbitrariness and all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The age old question: do you rather kill or bankrupt Scrooge McDuck?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'll always remember Front Mission 3's "There are no gentle bombs!".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Hey, military dude. You look busy. Are you here to beat up the weak again? Huh? What are you, new!? Yo, do they teach you to beat up the weak in the academy? Hahaha. Don't give me that look! Just calling a spade a spade!"

Had some great dialogue, that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Great post! Here are some that come to mind:

Aggressors of Dark Kombat (Neo Geo): It's not an Mortal Kombat clone, nor is it an Street Fighter one, it's an mix of a fighting game, an beat em up and a wrestling game with a potentially hilarious counter-grapple mechanic.

Bank Panic (Arcade): An amusing western-themed "FPS" with many goofy elements.

Boogie Wings (Arcade): An 1920-theme side scrolling shooter with many unique mechanics, including a grappler hook and many vehicles.

Guerrilla War (Arcade / NES): An top-down shooter starring Ernesto Guevara and Fidel Castro. Yes, really! The NES version is quite different and slightly better than the arcade one.

Hebereke no Popoon (Arcade): Versus-puzzle-game with match three mechanics, special attacks and probably the best voice acting in the video game world.

Violent Storm (Arcade): A quick-paced beat em up with great aesthetics and various vocal songs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't look up.

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