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I had a long conversation with an owl once while camping. I couldn't see it, but it sounded exactly like that Beedle guy from Zelda when you do something he likes, "Aaaaaa-OOOOOOH!"

In freedom units that's fast as fuck

Odd that there's so much hate for the image generation. I hate AI, but not for the images. I have an image generator myself and it's funny as hell. I hate AI for ruining the internet. After August of 2023, every search engine became borderline useless, and every "informative" website became auto generated dogshit.

By my father's sardines, what a savings

I don't know at what point in the mythos it was added, but i recall being told by someone more into the fandom that the sabers could be set to different power levels, so when sparring, rather than kill and cut they would just shock the shit out of you or burn.

Yes. I really can't understand why anyone watching the rise of fascists would still be anti gun.

So, do I liquidate now? Or wait it out? Sell everything and buy it back in two weeks?

You know, as I was typing that out, I was thinking "why would anyone believe me".

The complete events that unfolded sound like a story where everyone clapped for me, so instead of sounding like a kid making shit up, I'll just say, it smelled like bananas, I told someone the bees thing, and a week later the place shut down for a few days while a massive honeycomb/hive was removed from the ceiling.

I read about the smell on cracked in like 2008 and just parroted the info later, which turned out to be true, at least in this case.

Yeah. There was a restaurant near me that had a hive in their ceiling, and the whole store smelled like banana

With all the over militarized equipment they've deemed necessary to give out traffic tickets, I would assume those have ballot proof windshields

That's funny there's only one in my town, and it's facing the Lowes parking lot.

It's burnout. They see the headlines everyday, and the flowers just don't seem as bright as they used to.