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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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I swear it on my father's sardines (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A penguin's oath: "These unprovoked and harmful tariffs imposed on us by a hostile government will not go unanswered. I swear it on my father's sardines!"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By my father's sardines, this dog shall not hunt!

[–] SadSadSatellite 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By my father's sardines, what a savings

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I loved Galaxy Quest.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I still do, but I used to as well.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

my kids found them

I'm picturing a man staring into a shipping container filled to the brim with sardines, and saying, "they must never know"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

How many do you have to buy to get a bulk discount?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

By Vectron's knees, let's break out the shabbly!