SARGE

I'm a big fan of "you all wake up in loincloths sitting in a wagon, hands bound" and as long as someone at the table can roll higher than a 1, they can break free.

Or something attacks them while they're all in a tavern

Basically I'm a fan of "you could ignore having your shit kicked in, but will you?" since so many players would stop at nothing.

Fallout NV had the right idea. "Where's that little fucker who shot me in the head?!"

It works at the current 93 billion light years of observable universe (46ish in every direction)

My first introduction to them was Yuve Yuve Yu, also a banger.

I got a little hyper fixated on throat singing one week and they popped into my feed. Bike rides and road trips have never been the same.

This movie was my jam back in the day.

I don't care what critics or even fellow nerds say, it's fantastic and if they want to fight about it they can meet me on Bob and settle this with heavy plastic swords like Gilgamesh intended.

38 digits of pi can get the circumference of the visible universe to within a single hydrogen atom.

10 digits gets the diameter of the earth to within an inch.

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"trying to grab to take a gun from a security guard"

Okay so obviously almost nowhere else is as insane as the US when it comes to firearms and therefore most people would have much better discipline when handling them and discharging or even pulling one, but the one thing I am sure of almsoy anywhere in the world is that you should NEVER try to grab someone else's gun from them unless you're prepared to get shot with it.

Dudes lucky he didn't do that in Texas or Florida.

I genuinely think he's got that "someone told me I'm not allowed to do something so now it's my only thought and I will do it no matter what" mentality that 6 year Olds have.

Someone told him he's not allowed to use nuclear weapons, so he wants nothing more than to have an excuse.

I'd happily climb any of the 1000ft "peaks" around me over telling everyone how much money I spent to be here while slowly moving in line up to the top of what is now basically a trash dump.

that feed us false hope

Boy do we have different bubbles....

Doesn't disagree enough to refuse money, apparently.

One would think. I would happily lend my printer and paper to make a bunch more ballots.

This is criminal election tampering plain and simple.

I'm sure if the vote doesn't go the way they wanted, it'll be called a "clerical error" and they'll call for a do-over

If it DOES go the way they want, well shrug sorry, nothing to be done, it was just a simple clerical error, no need to get upset.