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They'll immediately switch to English.

I wonder if they know what a Muslim actually is.

Gestapo don't like no crih tih sisum

Honestly, I actually save time using Linux compared to Windows. The problems that I had, have and will have are infinitely easier to solve (search engine -> Ctrl+C -> Ctrl-V), instead of reinstalling the whole damn OS (and every single application, game, file, and so on and so forth) whenever the tiniest thing breaks. I actually gain more time to live, because my hair isn't going white and falling out due to seeing AI slop, ads and cookie banners on my OS all the time.

Dragonflies and water striders buzzing and skipping around me on my paddle board trip around some canals.

You'd only get second-hand smoking if you spent every day in your life in the tourist hellhole of central Amsterdam. Try going to Germany instead, everything and everyone reeks of cigarettes and they even have vending machines for them in plain sight in amusement parks.

Every time that I touch Windows, my doubts about whether I waste my time with Linux immediately get obliterated by reality. Today, I helped someone crop a video, so I opened ClipChamp, a Fisher Price googoogaga pathetic excuse of an attempt at video editing software. The lack of features wasn't even what bothered me most, it was the COOKIE BANNER ON PREINSTALLED GODDAMN SOFTWARE FOR EDITING VIDEOS OFFLINE. If Microsoft actually had to compete with someone else, suicide rates would fall back to pre-industrial levels.

Crusty might be the more appropriate word.

Some of the situations that you describe should make the whole hospital feel shame! Not being able to sit upright safely sounds like the first thing that would come into someone's mind when asked about restrictions after that surgery. "Juking" your blood pressure so that the nurses would leave you alone?! Aren't they supposed to have the slightest idea of how this is all supposed to go down? Besides all of that, congratulations on your operation! Since you wrote that you're open for questions, I'll ask a few. Did you choose your own surgeon? If you did, how hard was it to find and choose them? Did you have trouble affording the entire procedure? Did you manage to get paid time off from your work? How are your new organs faring? Did you ever feel any regret for choosing this? Thanks in advance.

Talking out of your AIss*
Or just great satire, what's even the difference between that and reality these days?

How else am I supposed to see the green shells behind me?

The awful lighting on this photo makes Linus look older than Bill!