ReanuKeeves

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I had an ex suddenly get into fps games. Turned out she was a whore and her fuck mate got her into playing fps. She left me then cheated on the new guy with his friend so they broke up she and moved to the other side of the country with the ex's friend. She then cheated on that guy that moved with her with 2 other guys. Then she moved cross country again and now I'm pretty sure she's just fucking anything that moves.

Good times good times

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that time I ordered skunk ceviche with fresh lawn clippings and they had the audacity to serve me a medium rare mole rat tenderloin with a side of marinated pebbles

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Gotta cut him some slack for the brain injuries and mental health issues though, at least he didn't pull a bourbon street.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Her face reads as anything from listening to me explain the original 151 pokemon to sitting on a bus thinking about what to make for dinner

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I could tell you that's Alabama but my problem is I would have no idea that face was supposed to mean something, it looks like a blank stare to me

[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The guy I had told me to pull myself up by the bootstraps and I ended up finding $20 mil in my sock

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, the solution is to hide lootboxes around town with weapons and armor. Winner winner chicken dinners for the best gang. No building of course because that shit is cracked.

But no seriously, systemic corruption is what allows violence to perpetuate and trying to fix this dumpster fire of a world is like staring at the sun hoping that inanimate ball of nuclear fusion will get scared and say sorry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

You're correct, this is why you should avoid going to ramen shops near onsens. They use the people broth from the onsens in their ramen to add a mushroomy, cheesy, porky flavor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is that served cold or heated?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
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