starting a fight over hash browns at 4AM in the Waffle House across the plaza from the Sistine Chapel
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high agency/competence individuals looking at space and wondering if their fear of the single most hostile environment to terrestrial life stopped them from "achieving" "greatness"
versus "high" "agency/competence" individuals looking at space and wondering if staying on the "backwater province" would have stopped the water boiling off their rapidly desiccating eyeballs during a hab failure in hard vacuum
head to head cage match folding chair ladder battle between this tweet and the white house ghiblified rendition of a crying immigrant tweet, the winner gets the DOGE intern that tweeted it publicly executed
lol the one legend cabbie still doing it the old fashioned way
always a little mood boost to see the worst fuckheads crater themselves in public
this happens every two or three years and for six months afterwards my youtube recs are all small motor repairmen taking apart lawnmowers
le stubs toe FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
le sips too hot coffee FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
derpina doesn't like you anon FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
no no you MUST elaborate or we're gonna have a problem
brown or cream gravy
earth, circa 4 billion BC. lightning strikes the primordial ooze. the first ribonucleic acids begin to cohere out of aminos subjected to the volatile environment of the postvolcanic epoch. this was the last thing to ever happen
as a result of the industrial revolution and its effects on agriculture, a sharp upward trend occurred in the mass cultivation and consumption of the beanis (our fates were sealed soon thereafter) 
the stoat is a vicious and bloodthirsty killer (whose a cute lil' vicious and bloodthirsty killer, YOU are! yes YOU are!)
hell yes hell YES the vibe 
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/
it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it
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the details (via Variety Magazine):
Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera
this is in badposting because i'm too lazy to get a link and post to cth or politics 
-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon 
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Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC
chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -
it's real elon tuned grok wrong and now it's a rhodesian neopartisan