Pazuzu

joined 2 years ago
[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago

A glory hole with the guarantee that it's the best head you'll ever get

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can't have warm hands and usable dexterity in winter. Only in winter can I have painfully cold, numb hands and be sweaty at the same time.

At least in summer my whole body agrees that it's warm and my hands always work properly

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How does keeping kids inside the whole time the sun is up improve their mental health over giving them an extra hour of sun after school that they can actually enjoy?

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 32 points 3 weeks ago

metric is great until you need to do anything practical with it like converting cricket chirps to degrees ^/s^

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Chicago suburbs. I'm definitely not the only apartment in this town without a dishwasher, either. There genuinely isn't space for me to have anything but a countertop unit, and counter space is limited as is

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

No living tentacle monsters to fuck but there are plenty of tentacle shaped dildos out there

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Some of us rent. I want a dishwasher, I can't have a dishwasher here

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

like every single other major console ever launched

dreamcast would like a word

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

They've required an account to watch age restricted videos for years now

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