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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

There is a Hell, and I look forward to laughing at Bidens suffering from Paradise.

Edit: while getting High with Stalin and Jesus

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Americans are about to literally lose their shirts. Looking forward to Trump competently and accurately fixing this.

spoilerHe won't. American economy screwed, global economy screwed, new Great Depression incoming.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Thesis: Dreamcast was the best.

Anti-Thesis: Dreamcast almost cost SEGA their entire business.

Syn-Thesis: Hassan Nasrallah is playing Dreamcast 2 in Paradise.

No, I will not elaborate. Do the work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

This honestly almost brought me to tears. We must fight on, comrades.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (25 children)

Russian crossing of the Oskol was strangely uneventful, they just crossed from 2-3 points and established a pretty solid bridgehead on the other side of the river. I expected some grand battle when they would inevitably cross the river one day, but it was pretty anticlimactic and Ukrainian troops on the west bank of the river seem to be unprepared and outnumbered even by some Russian troops without heavy equipment. Kurakhove, Velika Novosilka and Toretsk seem to be wrapping up by the end of January, next step is probably Pokrovsk until some bigger Russian movements by summer 2025. The war in the current pace still doesn't reach any final stage until summer 2026.

I think one of the big reasons things are so slow is that Russia is more than happy to kill Ukrainians on the battlefield. They are slaughtering Ukrainians in war, why speed things up when they could easily wipe out any resistance before it even forms?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

A big question for all the ladies: If you were alone in the woods, would you rather meet a weird robot, or a weird guy?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Free toys for all children. Bring back Toys R US, and let the kids pick out what they want from the store. Totally free.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Forgive my ignorance, but hasn't Russia destroyed Ukrainian electricity infrastructure? I really have a rough time believing Russia is half assing things if Ukrainian homes are lacking heating. Also, I have a rough time calling it half ass if Russia is slaughtering the Ukrainian armed forces...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Pooping on my lawn, so the dogs think I'm cool.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hygiene contradicts my vol cel pledge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Liberals? More like LIEberals.

I love lies. Just not tankie ones.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

USian civil war when?

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