Well let's see (warning: I left out wholesome things I've learned for these...infamous moments)
If you break both your arms, your mom can jack you off
If you cum in a shoebox or a coconut, and leave it long enough, bugs will infest it
If you think trying heroin is easy to do once, you are wrong
One of reddit's power users and 7th(?) oldest account ever probably belonged to Ghislaine Maxwell (maxwellhill)
People get really defensive when you ask why they watch so much Liveleak
Anthro does not have to mean furry. You can still like them without being a furry