Nomecks

He had a race with Barack Obama and George Bush once. I think he ran a mile in 15 minutes. Obama did it in 12 and Bush did 9:11

Don't money shift it. That's when you feel like racing and you slam it into second from first, then from second into what you think is third but is actually first again.

3-phase wye

YEEEEAAHHHHH ULTRA PEEPI

Getac made some pretty cool ones.

Opting for the slow, agonizing death eh? Nice.

Invader Zim

You're right. I wouldn't, but someone did for me!

*Cries in 8GB Macbook*

Whorf?

Way better than poor and alcoholic

Metal shavings