China discovers a neat trick to combat the rising sea level. Everyone hates it.
Nasan
Did you see the size of that video camera? The thing is probably capable of at least 60 frames per second, PER SECOND.
Pocket ~~sand~~ force lightning!
Clearly incest is the desirable outcome in this "thought experiment".
SVR even
Like a mix of Jason Lee and Tommy Wiseau.
And potato and tomato and strawberry and aliuminium.
Oh, I'm not OP and haven't tried it. Guess I should've said, adjusted my expectation for whenever I get the chance to try one.
I've adjusted my scale of overwhelming for vanilla much closer to "the word of God would decimate your pathetic existence, which is why she needs messengers".
Nor my sorbets.
And whatever you do, don't even think about making incredibly realistic looking training material for the kitchen staff that would actually result in a massive grease fire if they were to follow along.
Homan kinda gives off "good ol' boy" version of Hugh Man vibes.