MrPoopyButthole

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[–] MrPoopyButthole 2 points 7 months ago

This is me rn after a 12 year relationship breakup. I have a hot GF now and I equally enjoy just being home alone than with her or friends. It's about me now.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 3 points 7 months ago

Valve deserve to be on the top. They run a decent business.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 11 points 7 months ago

They're really stretching to try make this go viral. Such a load of shit.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 6 points 7 months ago

Lmao they just use node to download a powershell script and run it.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Would you honestly deny yourself the exhilarating experience of eating towpath broccoli? I think this would be a life long regret!

[–] MrPoopyButthole 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I got one of these guys who lands on my roof occasionally

[–] MrPoopyButthole 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I have high hopes for [email protected]

I think bringing attention to the posters people enjoy is a nice pat on the back to those who make our time spent scrolling worthwhile. Its also a nice punt for the communities the nominees post in.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 5 points 7 months ago

Motherfucker Jones! Glad he's OK.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is what happens if a fat man tries to suck in his belly temporarily because he knows people are looking at him.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

All creatures, including humans, possess instinctual knowledge. This is stuff we are born with. For instance: fear of snakes, or estinating how much protein is in our food by taste. Some of our instinctual knowledge is about mate selection since procreation is a very important goal for a species. We use our nose to detect if others are a good immune system match, and we use our eyes to see if they are sick or unhealthy and also assess their ability to nurture children. That last part is where the boobs come in. They make breast milk and so they are a feature that gives pleasure to see. There is no choice about it. We like what we like because of our genetic programming.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't they have enough money already?!

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