Mokey

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What about the monkey smoking the nanner and the parachute and the fortnite tie in?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The francis scott key bridge will take four years minimum to rebuild :)

Unless Teslon Musk can build a super bridge that slingshots cars across the bay and they float down with a subscription based parachute that you can get epic skins on like a ape who is not having a good time and alao hes smoking a banano (canon)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi everyone, I took a break because I hurt my leg and then I had to leave town because of a family emergency.

I'm going to jump back into it tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

A close family friend worked real hard to become a doctor from poverty. They have a kid now and the spouse regularly disappears and refuses to raise the kid. They cant read, do math or anything and this guy just put this kid into the crosshairs of the same bullshit they had growing up.

My kid, if it ever happens somehow, is going to live better than I did.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If this was somehow real theyre still going to find out hes a straight white male victim guy in like a day tops

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Add it to the pile

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Tell him to stfu

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Counterpoint: soup sucks

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