Melatonin

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It really works! in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 4 points 2 weeks ago

But I'm not smart, so my reply makes sense

It really works! in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
  1. You'n-yun-ized
  2. Un-ion-ized
It really works! in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 9 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Are you a scientist or a plumber?

Checking off the correct things in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But you get the reference, right?

Checking off the correct things in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 21 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for your contribution. I'm not going to fix it, so everyone read this ^^^ so you know.

I'm not sure if I'm the stupidest smart person I know, or the smartest stupid person. in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 2 points 2 weeks ago

If ignorance is bliss, I'm the happiest man on Earth!

This one goes in the top 10 for sure in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 5 points 2 weeks ago

Almighty stick of the Sun.

me_irl in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 10 points 2 weeks ago

I finally got a diagnosis and it's so freeing.

Yes it's terminal, but it's so sooooo good to know what's happening.

We've made it back to 1,000 Subscribers in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 3 points 2 weeks ago

Congrats

America’s famed ‘checks-and-balances’ governance system is failing in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 14 points 2 weeks ago

Someone just noticed this?

mood in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 3 points 2 weeks ago

Beer with ice. Hmm 🤔

I'm not sure if I'm the stupidest smart person I know, or the smartest stupid person. in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is stupid stupid an option?

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Lemmy, what's the meaning, or point if you prefer, of life? I know 42, but I'm serious. Nothing lasts, everything is meaningless - are we just amusing ourselves until death? (self.asklemmy)
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I'm not depressed (at the moment, well maybe a little), just feeling philosophical.

Edit: the idea of this came to me because I was pondering why people fight so hard to beat diseases and live a few more years. What are they planning to do? Why exert effort just to be here longer when you don't have a reason?

Just why?

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You're goddamn right (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Missed it by that much! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified (www.wired.com)
 

They aren't our best, folks

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This is a real, and good, review of Superman (www.npr.org)
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I just saw Superman, and have no fear. That shit rocks. (self.dccomics)
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I wonder if the spice girls still get along or if that "friendship never ends" thing was just a lie. (self.showerthoughts)
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The truth is out there

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There are Superman screenings tonight, so be careful of spoilers from now on, as they'll probably be everywhere (self.dccomics)
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Cookie hell (self.rant)
 

I can't believe I had to deal with this! I just opened an article in Firefox on my Android, and the damn site bombarded me with a staggering 912 cookies! 912! And of course, I was forced to accept whatever they call "essential" cookies, or suffer through the nightmare of toggling each one off individually. But here’s the worst part—they weren't even organized! No, they were scattered everywhere, forcing me to scroll endlessly through this mountain of cookies just to find the few I actually wanted to disable. It’s infuriating! How can anyone tolerate this level of intrusive, irresponsible design? This is an outright invasion of privacy, and it’s sickening!

PS. Apparently I'm not usually angry enough so I used https://goblin.tools/Formalizer to make it more ranty. Completely my experience, angrified.

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DOJ says no evidence Jeffrey Epstein had a 'client list' or blackmailed associates (www.npr.org)
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Let me tell ya folks, THIS news has the Trumpers unhappy with their President

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Let me Google that for you is dead. Long live Kagi that for me. (self.showerthoughts)
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Just let Dexter die already. He's not Jason Voorhees. He doesn't have the immoral certainly of Jason. He's wishy-washy. Let him die. (self.television)
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