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What is the most technically accomplished "Maroon 5" song? in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Listening to a Maroon 5 song.

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What is the most technically accomplished "Maroon 5" song? (self.asklemmy)
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Bringing us back home (self.bible)
 

2 Samuel 14:14 NIV

Like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be recovered, so we must die. But that is not what God desires; rather, he devises ways so that a banished person does not remain banished from him.

[Video] Massive "Red-Line" demonstration in The Netherlands yesterday, advocating for sanctions against Israel. Video shows the start to the end of the marching line in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Looks like the US sucks in comparison.

We have the government we deserve.

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Seriously, Grandma! Put it away! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Do you think Lemmy has a culture separate from Reddit or is it basically the same? in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 11 points 2 days ago

Beans. The Lemmy version has much more beans.

What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less? in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Order online

There's a lot to be known about me by knowing who my exes are, what my favorite songs are to sing in the car, and my fast food orders. in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 5 points 4 days ago

It's not to know their history, or their resume.

It's for learning their essence.

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There's a lot to be known about me by knowing who my exes are, what my favorite songs are to sing in the car, and my fast food orders. (self.showerthoughts)
Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US? in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 2 points 4 days ago

Oh, good one!

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When we microwave in our house we say we're going to "zap it". What do you say? (self.asklemmy)
10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master. in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 12 points 5 days ago

I'm at least a half hour, but it's because I'm escaping the kids.

People of Lemmy, what does your egg carton look like? No fair changing the setup for the picture. in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Chaotic good

Hey you have a latcher over by the eggs! You can just cut the empty part off.

People of Lemmy, what does your egg carton look like? No fair changing the setup for the picture. in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

So close! But pretty good balance!

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People of Lemmy, what does your egg carton look like? No fair changing the setup for the picture. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Shout at the Devil! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
"Airplane!" is the unofficial movie of Air Traffic Control. "Waiting..." is the unofficial movie of waiters. What should be Lemmy's unofficial movie? in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 3 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Ann Margaret. Yow!

"Airplane!" is the unofficial movie of Air Traffic Control. "Waiting..." is the unofficial movie of waiters. What should be Lemmy's unofficial movie? in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's about Air Traffic Control, but I never heard it quoted to the degree that Airplane! was. Although that "Gimme a plane, I've got a hole" line got a lot of play. Die Hard 2 was quoted some too, "Rack 'em, stack 'em, and pack 'em!". But Airplane!?

I know people who speak jive.

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"Airplane!" is the unofficial movie of Air Traffic Control. "Waiting..." is the unofficial movie of waiters. What should be Lemmy's unofficial movie? (self.asklemmy)
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Based on no science whatsoever.

Variations on a theme in c/[email protected]
[–] Melatonin 4 points 6 days ago

Low heat, but if you're not cooking your scrambled eggs in butter, you're doing it wrong.

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Variations on a theme (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Cyberdyne is a real company (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Bloody hell, "Mob Land" ending just sucked so hard. I'm actually pissed off. (self.Television)
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I was trying to use the Samsung keyboard and it started saying letters that I touched out loud. It wasn't talkback (turned off and disabled). When I switch to gboard it goes away. (self.samsung)
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It happened once before but went away I think when I restarted but now it's full time and persistent across restarts. I guess I'm going to have to use gboard which I don't prefer.

Does anyone else know about this that has an answer other than it's TalkBack. Because it's not.

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