ManFreakBeast

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So we've entered the propaganda of deed phase of history repeating itself. So we're in a re-do of the late 1800s early 1900s.

Now we just need a horrible global war to break out, and some plucky group of commies lead by a bald guy with goatee to have advantage of the situation.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nick and Stav are halfway through a pizza, when they look over to a sweaty Adam slouching in the doorway.

Stav: "What the fuck dude?"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Counterpoint: he was a Chud loser tho

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Damn, maybe I should [redacted]

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Just realized do we know the gender?

Fair point, edited

But hey I'm sure there's hot e guys and NBs horny for them too.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)

That or they're smashing rn, there's a bunch e-gals on Twitter lusting after them, dudes a rock star (cw: horny)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

No license plate, don't need to register it with the government, can buy used ones easily with cash.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

"Thanks for asking babe"

"No problem. Now bend over you worthless slave!"

"Yes my queen."

[–] [email protected] 82 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"A lack of coverage"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (17 children)

I think he was using a slide lock pistol, with a silencer that's the closest you can get to a quiet gun.

 

BS sea shanties!

 
 
 

I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

feast-1feast-2 tank

 
 

panting

 

Like fuck some people sound like they're doing slam poetry on there.

How to use a radio: "customer headed to aisle 6, needs lightbulbs."

How not to use a radio: "customer, customer, yeah yeah, uhhhhh. snap snap expressions, desire, desire for light, light form a bulb. In the aisle, the aisle number, more than 5, less than 7. The light the light! Ohhhh snap snap coming to get the light in the aisle. Let me tell a story from my childhood, when I was a young lad..."

Just wanted to vent.

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And he's dressed up like a king on a big tower laughing at all the contestants who eat it into the big pit of foam blocks or whatever.

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