Home Assistant can do that. Put a Shelly smart plug in the stove outlet to see if it's using power (or do you have an old fasioned gas stove?). It can also track what time you turned off your lights last night.
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I put a Shelly smart plug in my washing machine outlet. If it detects the machine using power for 30 seconds and then stop using power for 5 minutes, then it sends a signal to Home Assistant, and HA send a notification to my phone. It's easy.
Home Assistant has a really good basic presence detection: wifi. If you phone is connected to your home wifi network, then you're home. Else you're away. Simple. Works. Local only. No extra sensors.
As a Dutch guy, I'm curious to what the original username was. I'm drawing a blank here.
It only has to pretend to
If the colors are reversed then it's waaaay too much whiskey 😄
The Irish Coffee is wrong though. The whiskey goes in first, then the coffee.
It's more what he doesn't say. He's 20 months and has a vocabulary of about 50-100 words or so. He calls me dada all the time but refuses to call my wife mama. He just calls for her by her name (just like I do 😄)
There's still a last name in the last paragraph, first line. Between the signatures and the thumb print.
That just being human. It sucks but it's universal. Look at the police, politics (local and national), HOAs, churches, etc.
I have a Brother laser printer. I print a lot. It just works, it's cheap and you can use off-brand toner. It's great!
I've never heard that expression before. It's hillarious. Thanks!