Maestro

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've never heard that expression before. It's hillarious. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Home Assistant can do that. Put a Shelly smart plug in the stove outlet to see if it's using power (or do you have an old fasioned gas stove?). It can also track what time you turned off your lights last night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I put a Shelly smart plug in my washing machine outlet. If it detects the machine using power for 30 seconds and then stop using power for 5 minutes, then it sends a signal to Home Assistant, and HA send a notification to my phone. It's easy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Home Assistant has a really good basic presence detection: wifi. If you phone is connected to your home wifi network, then you're home. Else you're away. Simple. Works. Local only. No extra sensors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a Dutch guy, I'm curious to what the original username was. I'm drawing a blank here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It only has to pretend to

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the colors are reversed then it's waaaay too much whiskey 😄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Irish Coffee is wrong though. The whiskey goes in first, then the coffee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's more what he doesn't say. He's 20 months and has a vocabulary of about 50-100 words or so. He calls me dada all the time but refuses to call my wife mama. He just calls for her by her name (just like I do 😄)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's still a last name in the last paragraph, first line. Between the signatures and the thumb print.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That just being human. It sucks but it's universal. Look at the police, politics (local and national), HOAs, churches, etc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a Brother laser printer. I print a lot. It just works, it's cheap and you can use off-brand toner. It's great!

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