Traditional where? It sounds interesting! Is there another name for it? (Didn't find anything similar by searching "eggplant salad").
"ijou"? What?
Just woke up so haven't eaten yet and going to a party later where there'll be food so don't know what I'll eat today. So here's what I had yesterday:
Homemade vegan Ćevapčići with Bulgur, Ajvar and some random vegetables that needed eating:
That's its wing, not a shield.
One of those is not like the others.
Edit:
I thought I'd not delete the post just because of that! Highly recommend, and I'd say watch it alone in the dark with headphones, it's so personal that it needs that closeness and lack of other sensory input. It's not really scary, so no worry about that.
Whaaaat, right after I made this post I somehow found it... I've spent hours and hours trying to find it the past few years and just never did so.
It's You Won't Be Alone!
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-over here in insert anywhere but the US.
Doors being hard doesn't explain it, since they're not a problem for the rest of the world (which is the vast majority of it).
Your best guess is the very obvious conclusion of a joke and then replying to someone just saying that? You're not wrong, it's just weird and very dumb to think "yeah, I'll reply with this".