LowExperience2368

Dog farted twice when he was walking up some stairs. I died.

Not mushrooms, not guilty

They said that's why he was denied, but he smoked weed in NY where it is perfectly legal to do so.

I hate assignments. I have four due next week and am only done with research for one of them. And it's going to take me ages to research and write each one, so I can't hold myself to do each assignment in two days. Fuck me.

Women need their beauty sleep yes

Physical alarm clock? Smart watch that has an alarm?

You shouldn't be responsible for waking her up and doing parenting duties on her behalf. My mum always made school lunches the night before, which was always a lot easier than making them the morning of.

The power of music!

Your dreams are of a similar calibre to the ones I had when I was taking fluoxetine

Tonight's movie is Before Sunset. Goodnight all <3

Yeah it was just, "I'm doing birthday drinks on this day, hope you're free!"

Work socks! Not great if you have tiny feet like mine, but still better than thin socks.

Gone are the days of getting holes in your socks.

Ask the border force people who asked him

Nope, this is someone else entirely. I think I need new friends honestly.