That poster is legit linking to that one creative writing post as some kind of wild verified truth. What always got me laughing about that one was stuff like this:
Her smile faded slowly, “He told me the guards kept him imprisoned, held for months without so much as an interrogation, in an obvious attempt to break his spirit. During his time there, he was forced to learn a prisoners' code to communicate with anyone. They used Chinese Commercial Code spoken through a series of ‘yelps and stomps’.
Those Chinese are absolute animals. Who locks someone up and doesn't even have the common decency to torture them? Forces them to learn to communicate with their fellow prisoners via a complicated system of farts and finger-snaps? Can you imagine the absolute horror??? The western mind cannot comprehend it!
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