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BALLISTIC MISSILES LAUNCHED TOWARDS HAIFA AND THE NORTHERN OCCUPIED TERRITORIES

Not news, but highly important for us oldheads in the news mega. Where would you sit?

Make him an account here, we need him

If they manage to topple Iran, zionist bloodlust wouldn't stop there, just like it didn't stop with the subjugation of Syria, Egypt and Jordan. Suddenly they will get bloodlust for Sinai again, or the rest of Syria, or even fucking Turkey.

To change the mood a bit, some news from our favourite hellscape on earth, Ukraine.

• Russians have established a sizable buffer zone in Sumy Oblast, and are now just ~20km from Sumy City itself. They definitely won't go for the city though, the plan seems to be to entrench in the massive forest next to the city and start harassing AFU groupings inside the city with smaller drones.

• Russians have officially crossed into Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, in the direction of the town of Novopavlivka. Entering Dnipropetrovsk means that Russians can now outflank the bigger Ukrainian fortifications in the south from both the north and the east, which will be vital if Russia ever goes on the offensive in the Zaporozhye direction.

• The noose around both Konstantinivka and Pokrovsk-Myrnograd is getting tighter and tighter after a smaller AFU collapse in the section in between the cities. The summer will likely see a Russian offensive towards Rodynske or Bilytske north of Pokrovsk, and Toretske north of Konstantinivka, which will effectively put both cities under operational encirclement with no actual roads for resupply.

• Manpower issues for the AFU in general are becoming very obvious at this stage, and they're unable to plug all holes at once like they could a few months ago. They managed to stop the bleeding near Lyman a few weeks ago, but that came with the cost of losing significant ground near Toretsk, Siversk, Konstantinivka and in the north near Sumy. Russians are now doing small pushes across the whole front except Kherson and north of Kharkov, which is just too much for the AFU to handle. To stop the breakthrough near Pokrovsk a few months ago, they rotated some of the units that were active in the former Kursk occupied zone. The result was that Russian advances slowed down near Pokrovsk, but Russians were suddenly able to seize an important chunk of the Kursk-Sumy border region.

This is why I love him

Kuwait is much easier for her, Turks are dickheads on the border and she doesn't know English nor Turkish

Yeah, all my flights were cancelled anyway.

Millions of lives are in the hands of these imbeciles

My mother-in-law is stuck in Iraq, she should drive to Kuwait ASAP, right?

I'm confused, how do you interpret that?

You're really the bearer of bad news, but that's a valuable role so that we don't get blinded by random Telegram claims. You and I got so much shit for going against the flow a few months ago when Syria heated up, and now sadly similar negative prophecies are coming true.