KurtVonnegut

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here is the doofus' profile. Guess what: he is currently a sex-pat living in Kenya. Worse than I had imagined. https://www.reddit.com/user/Miserable_Rube/

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

This is a potential "Suez Crisis" moment for the USA. Can the USA call its two proxy powers to heel? Or has its lost its soft power grip, forcing other nations like Iran and China to step in to mediate?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

India asked Iran to forward a warning to Pakistan along with requests not to retaliate, to which Iran instead refused

I love when countries treat nuclear weapons like kids treat their toys. "Tell Jimmy I hate him because he broke my Barbie doll." "No, go tell him yourself." Modi truly bringing together the worst aspects of American and Israeli leadership - incompetence and ethno-nationalist violence.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Who drinks soda instead of water?

The majority of people in the American south. Soda or sweet tea.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let's see Paul Allen's sody pop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wow — what an amazing response. Yes — building AI communists is a wonderful idea. Would you like me to help you with that?

First of all — I would recommend downloading ChatGPT — one of the best tools on the internet — either the free or paid version. It's getting better every day! And second of all — train ChatGPT to be a communist. You can train it on a list of famous communists. Would you like me to provide you a list of famous communists? Here —

Mao Guevara

Josoph Stalin

Adolph Hitler

Carl Marks

Yosip Angles

Castro Fidelis

Ho — Chi — Mihn

Carlos Marxo

Vladymyr Lynyn

Fladimir Levin

Foldable Linen

Ten yards of Linen

Ten more yards of Linen

Ten more yards of Linen

Ten more yards of Liynen

Ten more — — — — — — —

Sorry about that — my fingers slipped on the keyboard, all six of them! But yes, AI communists will definitely be a good idea.

/s

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When reading this in your head, make sure to use a Scottish accent. Yes, she is terrified of the Palestinians committing terrorism... in Scotland. Very normal.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ice is literally our gestapo, no hyperbole

ICE was created in 2003, by Bush Jr., amid the "War on Terror." The empire's ire was turned towards Muslims at that time. Now that it has turned towards oppressing immigrants, and those who look and sounds like immigrants, ICE can finally unleash its fascist potential on this much larger population.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Saw some posts in the News mega-thread about hyper-patriotic politicians in India spreading conspiracy theories that China was going to invade the "Seven Sisters," possibly with the aid of Bangladesh. I would not be surprised if USA intelligence agencies would try to take advantage of the environmental catastrophe to start a proxy war against China on border territories. Hopefully they are too incompetent to pull it off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"I have depicted my snarky comment as the Chad wojak, and your snarky comment as the Soy wojak. I am victorious."

Real question: would you rather live in:

  1. a country with billionaires and a strong welfare state helping its citizens

  2. a country with billionaires and NO welfare state that lets its citizens suffer and die?

In this example, 1) is China, 2) is the USA. There is no third option, not at this point in human history. So tell me, which is better? 1 or 2?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (9 children)

"The most successful socialist nation in history isn't doing things exactly the way I, an ignorant western leftist, think are morally pure. Therefore they are evil!"

Brilliant take, sir.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

"Checks and balances," yeah the checks from the oligarchs really help balance the politicians' checkbooks.

 

Let every individual own a nuclear weapon. Create the Ayn Rand Libertarian dystopia. Abolish ALL laws and let those with the most deadly hybrid vehicle reign supreme over the desolate landscape of war-torn North America.

Link to post: https://x.com/HughGRection455/status/1902776431802827125 [cw: slurs]

How many bullets do you have to fire before the cost of ammunition becomes more than the cost of the car? That shit is not cheap.

 

Here is the reel in question, which also includes the influencer in question biting butter from a stick: https://www.instagram.com/gubbahomestead/reel/DHJb7LVPVXJ/?hl=en

She also uses beef tallow as sunscreen. BEEF TALLOW - liberals hate it. https://www.instagram.com/gubbahomestead/?hl=en

 

I'm not a Christian, but I love the colors and use of light and shadow here - very powerful. Also love that Jesus looks like he has been wandering the streets for months (accurate).

More info: https://comemeetjesus.art/what-is-truth-nikolai-ge-1831-1894/

 

Link so you can see Musk Derangement syndrome in action: https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1ijwbny/musk_and_his_crew_took_my_job_from_me/

mao-wtf That's not the right way to treat landlords.

 

I fully believe Liz Cheney will be the Democratic Nominee on 2024. Dems will run on the platform of

  1. Pride in Reagan defeating the USSR

  2. Reeducation camps for non-citizen residents of America

  3. More female war criminals.

Also lmao at this guy, getting mad at Liz for doing anti-Communist infiltration but "too woke" https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/1887279496228749557

There are also tons of libs going "BOOM! MIC DROP!" at this inane, worthless, chauvinistic statement.

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There's gotta be at least 3 site taglins in this post.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ih2cz8/remember_the_oath_hold_the_line/

 

Huge vote energy.

 

Link to video (crash is the lights on the bottom). Obviously trigger warning for a mass casualty event. https://x.com/MatthewJshow/status/1884791272369541211

 

It will be interesting to see if Americans start to take over the app, or two somewhat separate areas for English and Mandarin speakers will develop.

 

Context: This is Donald Trump Jr., right-wing commentator Charlie Kirk, and one of the absolute losers they pay to tell them they're cool (Sergio). They took a trip to Greenland to scout it out for a potential American invasion. Very cool and smart to threaten to start WWIII over land so shitty the Vikings sent exiles to it.

 

Happy Public Domain day everybody. A lot of Marx Brothers gags still hold up.

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