my first library overdue fine was the viking one
i also had one about reptiles and one about mammals. maybe different book series but same style. i still have the mammal family tree etched into my brain, elephants, manatees and some african mountain rabbit belong together (guess the science changed since then though)
aim the remote at your dongle. press 7336664447777. you've now unlocked advanced dong settings. use the volume button to grow or shrink your thingy, and the mute button to mute it (not as useful as it sounds)
damn, wonder if some united central europe ever fought some kind of alliance that included Russia, China and the US. if so, must have been a beautiful display of anti-fascism and anti-imperialism. go europe!
old scientists, too
"remember that rabbit we saw in 1904?"
"yup"
"it's back"
that ryanair fucker has been talking about this for like 20 years to get free press in shitty tabloids
"Bricks"
Xi has a bunch of friends that he hangs out with. They play classic boardgames like Catan, hence the group is called "Bricks". Trump is in his room listening to broadway musicals on headphones while the friends play games in the living room. The whole episode is from Trump's POV as he has to pretend to not care about the cool friends having fun. Every time he leaves the room, to go to the fridge to get a snack or to go to the toilet etc, he passes by the friends playing, and each time he makes increasingly awkward comments about how he actually makes a lot of money and doesn't actually need to share an apartment with another guy. Xi has to wait until Trump is back in his room to smooth the situation over
one loaf of this please
and one of these
spoiler
can't wait to have a bronut in my mouth
Last name for a first name. McKenzie Blorp from Genocide Falls, West Dakohio.
Anderson Cooper is patient zero
You don't understand. you can use multiple soy milks on a single bean
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he's going for a qing-style queue but it's gonna take a few more years until it's long enough to braid