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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

mediterranean spain and greece are like the number one tourist destinations in europe? especially for beached moby-dick anglos, dutch and nordics. i'm sure you can find some dystopian resort town where you can stagger around all day between "irish" bars and all-day breakfasts and chip shops and only interact with other northern baron harkonnens, and maybe some local service staff.

so what's this guy's problem with south europe? that there are some north african people there, and non euros are scary? that the local people are somewhat tanned because it's sunnier and therefore us-foreign-policy ? or is he doing the dennis hopper in true romance bit unironically?

let's see what this dude finds acceptable:

  • good tier: scandinavia except anywhere within a two-hour drive of stockholm (isn't malmo the place in scandinavia that rightoids love to hate?)
  • ok tier: estonia (??), former occupied germany, finance mountain, west poland (???), apple italy, french b*lgium, an incomprehensible section of france
  • questionable tier: stockholm and the surrounding countryside, republic of ireland, latvthuania, former ddr, pasta italy, bohemia, austria, the parts of former yuguslavia where any anglo tourist has ever been, le epic weed and stag night nederland, nederflanders
  • scary tier: ukkk , bretagne (???), provence (????), central poland, east czechia (??), slovakia, belarus, atlantic spain
  • i pee my pants tier: middle spain/portugal, pizza italy, the french riviera, east poland, greece, romania, bulgaria
  • literally mordor tier: le ebil russia, orbania, the place in former yugoslavia where they had wars and stuff, basque country (?) mediterranean spain, south portugal, mafia italy

...

is it just us-foreign-policy + places that were socialist + muslim migrant + risk of pickpocketing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

红烧素牛肉面。用猴头菇或者植物蛋白肉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

there was a truck blasting this at a march in Berlin last november

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

resting at an inn room with one single bed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i wouldn't mind a nang and a bottle of wusu

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"one germany policy", but the global superpowers (BRIC, no S) can't agree on which one is the "real" germany so the only germany that goes to the UN is the one recognized by both Pakistan and Nigeria, which is the grand duchy of Niedermalswursthofen-am-Schwanz, population 700

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

50% of UN ambassadors being from different german countries

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

gluh gluh gluh (gluh gluh gluh)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

growing up in the 90s, the Palme murder was the one big mystery, similar to JFK in the states I guess. they had another fall guy they kept trying to get sentenced, but then he died. then after I left the country and stopped paying attention to local news, they suddenly solved it in like two months and turns out it was just some guy. fucking brilliant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i visited vietnam recently and there are so many western tourists there. I respect grifting white people out of their money to enrich your own people, but i'd wish that at the very least they's deny entry to every and all unitedstatesians and french for all eternity. seeing americans, inclusing some "veterans" having a nice time in the country they tried very hard to destroy is pretty heartbreaking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

the tomato sauce in a can of anglo white beans is pretty much watered down ketchup anyway so

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