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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What really gets me about Seppo houses is the doorknobs, though.

yeah what's the deal with the little globe door handles that give you no leverage and you have to awkwardly twist your wrist to open the door? and what's the deal with the useles little clicky lock thing in the middle? what smart brain designed this bullshit and what lobbyist paid off their whole nation to get them installed everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

what kind of lazy sci fi writing is this where the dominant species increased like 10 tech levels in a century by using some sticky undergroud goop, and they used it both as a combustible fuel, as a solvent, as biochemistry feedstock and to create polymers?

and pretty much all their vehicles are fueled by different versions of this goo? and all of their doodads and doohickeys are made from it? this one underground goo? sure, why not make it a drug that lets you see the future too.

and the economies of entire neo-feudal states are based entirely on sitting on top of this goo? come on.

and the goo is so cursed that it causes Gaia's Vengence on the whole planet? storms and droughts and corruption of the flesh? is this science fantasy now?

i expected better from the writers honestly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

i might be corsica (but this is disputed)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

in china yeah. i bought a big back on taobao once and used it for ages. tasted pretty much the same as soy based, but i support all peanut-based products.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

what if i get my opinions from four or five midwestern gen-xers who drink craft beer (and one of them drinks soft drinks)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

peanut tvp is good stuff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

10/10 song names

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

M ministers are only allowed to listen to dabuzz. MUF dudes are only allowed to listen to somewhat problematic music on very high volume in their dad's yacht

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

what's the differece between a garbanzo beanis and a channa dhal?

i've never had a channa dhal on my face hyuck hyuck grillman

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

when you first ask your prospective girlfriend how much she costs a month, she might say ~~"wtf are you talking about weirdo"~~ ~~"why are you talking like i'm a sex worker"~~ "i don't cost anything haha", but believing this female lie often the beginner ~~sexpat's~~ expat flaneur's first mistake! the real cost will soon become apparent. here are some hidden costs: copyright free music starts playing

  • number one: dinner dates

    • your girlfriend might not be happy to cook for for you immediately after you start dating. in oriental culture, a male often displays his value by purchasing food and drinks at overpriced restaurants. understanding this key mechanic can make or break you as a beginner NeoRomancer. taking her to mcdonalds, or insisting on splitting the bill based on your comparative Sexual Market Values, can result in her displaying IABs (intercourse-avoidant behaviours).
  • number two: shopping

    • as the old s̸a̸y̵i̶n̴g̷ g̴͍̍ŏ̴ͅẹ̶̓s̸̯̐, ẅ̶̧̨̻́͛́o̷͔̽̕͠m̵̲̞͛̓͋ė̸̛̠ń̶͕̤ b̴̯̹͇̾̓̄ę̵̤͊͑̓͝ s̷̡̩̻̺̗͆̏͑̈́̋̉͑h̶̡̠̞̄̏̀́ȍ̸̡͊̓p̴̧̘͔̦̼̜̖̒̽̀́̏̚͠p̸̛̮̗̏͐̉͑̄̄̓̃ḯ̸͇̺̩̮̞̓n̷͙̝̬̦̗͊g̵̭͚̣̭̟̪̠̍̐̇̍̊̽͛͜ͅ
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

you've watched too much brick and mortar. or too little. anyway you haven't watched the exact right amount!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

correct amount of badgers ✅

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