Krem

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

aim the remote at your dongle. press 7336664447777. you've now unlocked advanced dong settings. use the volume button to grow or shrink your thingy, and the mute button to mute it (not as useful as it sounds)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

damn, wonder if some united central europe ever fought some kind of alliance that included Russia, China and the US. if so, must have been a beautiful display of anti-fascism and anti-imperialism. go europe!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

old scientists, too

"remember that rabbit we saw in 1904?"

"yup"

"it's back"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

that ryanair fucker has been talking about this for like 20 years to get free press in shitty tabloids

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Bricks"

Xi has a bunch of friends that he hangs out with. They play classic boardgames like Catan, hence the group is called "Bricks". Trump is in his room listening to broadway musicals on headphones while the friends play games in the living room. The whole episode is from Trump's POV as he has to pretend to not care about the cool friends having fun. Every time he leaves the room, to go to the fridge to get a snack or to go to the toilet etc, he passes by the friends playing, and each time he makes increasingly awkward comments about how he actually makes a lot of money and doesn't actually need to share an apartment with another guy. Xi has to wait until Trump is back in his room to smooth the situation over

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

one loaf of this please

and one of these

spoilercan't wait to have a bronut in my mouth

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Last name for a first name. McKenzie Blorp from Genocide Falls, West Dakohio.

Anderson Cooper is patient zero

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You don't understand. you can use multiple soy milks on a single bean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

ROCK is DYING! IT IS BEING TARGETED and DESTROYED by WOKE

that RAP CRAP is all we hear on the radio!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

jazz right-arrow jizz

implies

rap right-arrow rip bean-think

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

everything looks sweat-stained, stale and stinky

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

hey patrick h willems, make a 50minute video about sleazy LA police stations in 90's action movies please (maybe he already made one) and make it snappy, i don't want to watch 20 minutes of lore about employees that i don't get because i didn't watch any other videos in order

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