Krem

"you see, the problem was we weren't republican enough."

2028 is going to be George W. Bush vs. Some Racist Streamer

debates are going to be "as intelligent adults, we seriously need to consider nuking california" vs. "cavemen didn't wipe their asses"

the Blood faction, spearheaded by a hotel oligarch and his despised monorail grifter hype man, mourn the death of a beloved Rodent, blaming his death on the obstructive bureaucrats of the Legalist faction.

unlimited on ranchers, being both landowners and animal torturers/murderers (of cows, of natural predators, and now also of penguins)

The D.E.N.N.I.S system: Dennis Humper, Dennis Dumper, Dennis Hopper og Dennis Farter

Kevin Costner: I'm a little fancy bowtie boy! Stay away from the Terrible Bear* *(an american cryptid, a myth created by landowners)

Normal non-USians: Chill, we're just taking photos. That's just a normal bear. Terrible Bears don't exist

Kevin Costner: NOooo, the Terrible bear wants to eat you, it can smell you're working class. I'm safe. By the way I own all the land and I'm a special fancy boy. The special fences show that I own the land

Normal people: 我不相信. 滚

Kevin Costner: shoots his pew pew guns and yells incomprehensible anglo grunts

Bear:

vote for Harris now

nowhere did she imply that

a golfing santa claus for a joker? that's the most that ever happened

MikeLaoShi

fucking westerners that go to china and get a nice ass high paid teaching job despite having no qualifications besides being a and then have the nerve to whine about how not everything in china is the same as back home and le seeseepee is le evil authoritarian, despite having just witnessed the effects of the fastest increase in living standards and economic growth on earth

shut up and enjoy the privilege of being paid 25K/month for waving flashcards at kids and playing songs off a usb stick, or go home to kkkrakkkerstan

me when I get back from you and I don't want you can use it to me for you and your bottle is good to see if it was too much to be done in a sauce or a little bit and then separate the water from my head that is the same way I have had to be in my wife but we didn't know butcher I had a creamy and not a big fan but it was a bit longer and it looks pretty good

edit: is this lewd

other chinese tofu products:

fresh soft tofu 豆花 “bean flower"

fermented tofu seasoning 腐乳 "milk of corruption"

tofu skin stick (yuba stick) 腐竹 "bamboo of corruption"

firm tofu 豆干

BEANFUCK

translator's note: translations not to scale. do not use these translations for translative purposes

lady liberty's diet is so devoid of fiber and nutrients that she has a pennsylvania lodged in her colon. will she please stop this carnivore diet bullshit?

宝岛

the chiangist brigands have infiltrated wuhan