Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I have seen plenty of signs and things I didn't actually read. That's how I end up missing exits on the freeway. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I ain't know my daddy, but I sure shot outta his dick ready!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think we might be wearing bows, crossbows, slings, catapults or trebuchets more than a gun if he was shot, considering they had those other things to shoot him with.

pastor wearing a trebuchet on a chain

"Jesus was yeeted for your sins."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They'd have to completely kill the ability to build your own machine (the whole "IBM compatability" thing) and I don't see that happening when almost every business and factory uses their own custom shit for specific niche reasons.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wanted to be a wizard.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (12 children)

I need to re-do the patches on my jacket that I applied with fabric glue and want to just sew them on, but IDK how to do the ones that are over the breast pockets because I can't get my hand fully inside to stitch it up. I don't want to stitch the pocket itself shut.

Edit: Curved needles. Curved. Needles! 😊 Gonna need to see if I can get one at Micheal's since my little repair kit doesn't have one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The world if magic was real:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There's a challenge thing for Project Zomboid that is literally this (and then some; you start with 1 tile. every kill permits you to move into 1 more tile) so if "they" are slow, shambling zombies i'd probably just use the same strats for that: Hope only 1 comes, knock it down, and stop its head. Then run like a mofo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Protip: Use cotton candy hammers so your police force doesn't murder people becsuse they put a sock in the wrong bin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not unless you mod it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Man, for a moment before the full resolution image loaded and I just had a fuzzy version up, I would have guessed this was a scene from Hellraiser.

Data: "Captain. I have such sights to show you."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Er... kisses ring Hi?

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