KittyBobo

I got in bed at 7pm and didn't fall asleep until 1am. I've cut out caffeine entirely and eat a lot less sugar, but I've got this fucking gremlin in my brain and if I'm not drowning it out with headphones it's constantly screaming at me to k my s. 🙃

I've seen it a couple of times, I really like it.

Yo if I get reincarnated yo I'd come back as somethin cool like a bulldozer or a gun.

How come when you pick a new religion it's called converting? I'm going to call it being transligious.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Toby Keith received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

A nuemonic device like that actually would help probably. My work key is copper because I hope the cops don't get called on me for all the stealing from work I do.

Look, I've read the constitution, but that document is so old it doesn't really apply to modern reality and it's already been twisted and interpreted in various ways that the founding fathers not only didn't intend but could not have for seen. So yes, we have a constitutional right to have and bear genders. But I just think there should be more regulations and restrictions on who can have a gender and what type of gender any given person should be allowed to have.

See, but as I said the keys are already distinct colors. If I put these on them I'd still get confused. I think what it is is that one is the key to my work and the other is the key to my home. But I'm a work so much it feels like a second home so it gets mixed up in my mind. I could probably spend the rest of my life with these two keys and still find myself confusing them, that's just how my brain works. I think my brain is more catfood than grey matter.

I have way too many keys to keep up with. I only have the two and one is silver and the other is more copper colored but even after a little over two years I still get confused which goes to what.

Walking in wearing my stained Song of the South tshirt and trying to be part of the struggle session but my only notable contribution is misunderstand geopolitics and hoping everyone can just "hug it out".

Rojava has always been a weird situation to me. As an American I know it's the fault of the US that the middle east is in the situation it is in. Hell, would even ISIS be a thing without US support? Would feel pretty gross hating any Arabs from my position, but even before I knew much about it I found it funny that Rojava seemed to be the "safe" group for Americans to like. People who would never say a word about Ansarallah or Hezbollah would praise or go support Rojava and there wasn't massive media push to slander it, it even seemed like the mainstream news was oddly positive about it. That always struck me as suspicious, but still i could see why it was compelling. I hope the individuals on the ground with good intentions can make it out okay whatever the outcome and everything works out great for everyone and the Daesh get deradicalized and Nasser comes back from the dead and they remake the United Arab Republic and the US is too busy civil warring with Texas to do anything about it.

I had this idea for a political cartoon of people just pointing and laughing at a disabled US veteran and when people get mad at me for it I want to really commit to this bit where I claim I actually love America and our troops and the freedom we have so I'm just making the most heinous stuff that I don't agree with just to prove that in America you have the freedom to say those things and if you get mad at me about it then you're the American values hating communist.