JustSo

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Ugh if I could lose that much money I would be able to start fresh with a legit bankruptcy claim. But no, stuck in the middle with basic personal debt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

To be fairs, they aren't even capable of reliably making the thing in the first place. Shit's more jank than a Bri'ish car built in the 70s. Pure vibes based engineering.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Haha yeah I remember those good old days. One well placed basketball to the front of a car would be a writeoff. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

That is so funny. "Oh yeah these batteries- just gonna keep goin up in value" slaps side of cybertruck and breaks a window, bleeds out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Just buy an iconic JDM classic at bottom of the market value 20 years ago it's not hard. All you need is a time machine or a history of strange obsessions. Jeeze.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Haha alu fixed frame vs IED what could go wrong. Do it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Hahah asymmetrical warfare go brr. I hope the scoot rider is okay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I mean I agree, but that's sort of aftermath scenario stuff. I'm thinking more about how C19 spread through passenger flights and cruise ships before anyone was really taking it seriously outside of 4chan where it was being overhyped the other way.

If nearly every other person died, there wouldn't be too many reckless egotistical deniers left to maintain the foolishness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Well Beanmore, you're an odd fellow but you steam a good beanis.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hahaha. My stonks are tied up with a broker who doesnt believe I'm real so they didnt let me liquidate the shit I forgot I had so I could pay off my crushing debt.

Still entertained. Let the jokerfication begin, again.

Edit, to clarify: hexbear is right to laugh at my foray into crapitalism. Hehehe. Please dunk if you feel the urge.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Fuck damnit. "Beanmore" is going to live in my head rentfree for months if not the rest of my fucking life. Thanks comrade.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
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