JimVanDeventer

Is there a community for reposting comments from people who think everyone lives in the United States?

I can’t answer that for you. Are you peeing more or noticing blood in your urine? Don’t answer that; I’m not the person you need to be talking to about those symptoms.

Kidney disease is very common in cats. According to this that number is 80% of cats over the age of 15. So I apologize if I sounded alarmist; there are other reasons a cat might refuse food, but something to consider for the sake of your fur babies.

When they don’t feel like eating, I suspect kidney failure.

• Eat it raw
• Make mirepoix
• Throw it in a salad
• Throw it in a stir fry
• Use it as garnish for your Caesars
• Pickle it
• Omit it from that recipe before you even buy it if it isn’t contributing much
• Scale the recipe up to use more celery

“You define the genre, I cannot deny. You are only second to Air Supply.”

Do companies release these nonsensical products as justification to squat on patents?

“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the adult contemporaryest of all?”

cultural shift

They didn’t even have mobile phones for the first season or two. There were all these godawful scenes wherein the only point was to put them in the vicinity of a landline to eventually move the plot forward.

a rhousand years ago

Scooby Doo, is that you?

• 80s faux wood alarm clock

This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.