IggyTheSmidge

Obligatory Garfunkel and Oates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

Open the loft hatch.
Hot air rises - give it somewhere to go.

Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again.

It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: "Kings. What a good idea." Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.

― Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Good call - not sure you can tag images in comments as NSFW (to get the auto-blur), but I've hidden it in spoiler tags.

(Potentially) [NSFW]

Tap for spoiler

Edit: This one's been floating around the net for long enough that I'd forgotten what the feathery chap in the back left was up to!

Hidden behind a spoiler for those who don't want to see an owl swallowing an entire rat(!)

Because the word that the average 'B' will choose is 'normal'.

Don't forget the eldritch horror.

Any day now, Elon will announce that the real reason they need ~~Greenland~~ Ultima Thule is so he can perform a ritual to awaken Azathoth and end the simulation.

I yt-dlp'd a video off Twitch a couple of days ago with no problem - what am I missing?

D'you think we can get Ricardo Montalban to hypnotise one of the sportsball players?