ICantStopSuckingDick

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

liberty-weeping There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

critical-support to everyone edging right now

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I'm not some kind of pervert that would write that explicitly

sicko-wistful

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

damn most guys telling me they got magical balls only got 2

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok this is gonna be awesome, trust, me. Imagine you got a friend who likes to fluff, a friend who likes to blow loads, a friend who likes to get blasted, and a friend who likes to swallow. Alright, we get it, you're privileged. The average person only knows one person who likes one thing. Now imagine an app that automatically does match making and schedules the fluffer, the blast target, the swallower, and the package to all meet up just in time do their roles. We'll call it Swallumloads. First, we'll need a blockchain, we'll call the tokens Strokens, and the match making will be powered by a 4 way reverse auction. The roles in highest demand will be offered Strokens (Swallumloads tokens) and the roles in least demand will receive tokens. Think of it like Uber for boners.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

a good captain always goes down on her ship?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

for the rest of us, a good captain always goes down on her ship.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

He is my King Dedede, and I am his Kirby.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Only 800 million? That's not even a quickie.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 years ago (2 children)

all of those poor unswallowed loads sadness

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