Hux

It sounds shocking at first, but then you realize they are all made of chicken…

So, his generals told him it’d take two weeks to be ready for war with Iran.

The generals were hoping he’d never be able to focus on one topic that long.

There is an entirely plausible chance the US is bombing Iran by (or on) the Fourth of July…

TL;DR:

“A thing happened (or it didn’t), nobody knows why (or maybe they do)”

Woulda been nice if they all voted.

Trashiest thing is the thin blue line plate.

Excellent! A Pope who roots for the underdogs is the best kind of pontiff!

“Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen!“

I want to see some crazy CGI of streaks of red and blue bandanas mixing together under the sound of gun fire to create a rain storm of Purple Hearts all over the LA skyline. Then, an intense voice over and splash screen of the title “PURPLE REIGN”, as a low rider bounces across and fades to black.

Ok, let’s kickstart this picture….

I look forward to someday telling my grandchildren the story of how the Bloods and Crips united to defeat the National Guard and bring sanity and dignity back to LA…

Elon in the meeting:

It may sound alarmist, but it is fair.

Trump represents the US on the world stage, and arguably, the President has more direct power in influencing international policy than domestic policy.

In some ways, the American people’s democratic election of Trump is a more devastating trespass against foreign nations than it is against their own nation.

Apple’s transparency reports are interesting to look at, though I think the last update was June 2024.

Here’s the latest update for the US.