Hey its Steven Tyler
Now this is the piss i come here for
China got beef with all of its neighbors
When i borrowed my mom’s car long ago and the radio was on Rush Limbaugh
Wat
Why ppl give her attention ill never know. It’s how we ended up with trump and marge
Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
This was the first pbf i ever saw back in mid 2000s
I check into flight online, go to airport, go to desk and the airline says they have no record of me ever having a flight. This is my return flight from singapore btw so i already took the first half of the round trip. Then airline accuses me of trying to defraud them and makes me miss my flight! I had already checked in! I was there on business too, for a large company. So i lost my cool and cussed at the attendant for being so incompetent and so disrespectful and she said she will have me arrested due to some law about cussing. I went to the help desk for the airport and that person says ‘dont ever fly United’. I went to airline office and ppl inside in the back but glass door is locked and they’re not coming to the front. I yank the handle which apparently sets off a silent alarm but i was unaware. Whole time ive been also on hold on the phone and have already been passed to a few different transfers but zero help.
They arrested me for several hours and refused to get me another flight. I had to get another for the next day (long haul over pacific with only one flight per day) and deal with it w my work. It was on a major holiday so flight and all the hotels were crazy expensive. My manager was a total corpo drone that I didn’t have confidence would refund me. I just stayed up all night without paying >$500 for a room and went out straight through to next flight out. I somehow couldn’t sleep still so just stayed up the (no drugs, as its death penalty for drugs there). I get home and its a day before due to the dateline, so its still the holiday and my housemates are having a party. Ended up being up for 3 days
I finally got diagnosed at fucking 40
There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS