Hexamerous

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Good.

"Smart home" is just IoT treats, right? So like 99% of it is so chuds can activate their sprinklers over WiFi, hit "movie mode" to lower the blinds or start the coffee maker via Alexa. You know, useless nonsense so it feels like they're living in the future.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Also, the "humanoid robots" are just people in spandex suits, like the Tesla bot, answering in a robot voice to confirm orders.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Just hire a nanny at a slightly lower cost than you bring home from renting out your uterus to a barren white PMC couple. Rent out your bathtub. Another tip is to sell a kidney for a quick cash injection into the household, or you put that into a global index fund at a 7% return (guaranteed). When the child is old enough you can start harvesting it for blood. It's just snowballs from here. Before you know it you're living large on a passive income.

There, I just gave you four income streams. Stop blaming capitalism for your problems.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Daily walks where you don't bring the phone is pretty nice actually. Good place to start if nothing else.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Replacing reddit with hexbear is like replacing smoking with vaping.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

What do you think the medals are made out of.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Spoiler: It's a Hitler mustache under the beard.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

A fundamental weakness of socialism is that they don't understand that exploiting WTO enforced 0% import-fees implemented by SAPs and designed by the IMF to keep them in a debt-trap after a deal made with a dictator installed after CIA backed coup, I sell a pallets worth of pencils back to the company running our sweatshop in that poor country (where we pay the men $1/day (and that's only possible because women do all the other social work for "free" at home)) but I charge $1k per box of pencils so I can transfer all the profit made by them to our European office and this is actual how the value is created. Also, they don't even need pencils.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not a concentration camp. It's a ~~reservation, internment camp, strategic hamlet~~ "densefication zone", sweety.

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