Heartwotalk

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Is this bait, or do you just talk like that?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Winning is kind of his only chance to avoid the consequences for a lifetime of breaking the rules.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Republicans really aren't fans of letting people make their own choices. You could even say that they aren't pro-choice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The puffer fish should have been a pistol shrimp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I spend way too long looking at it during concerts! They have it set up to look like clouds of smoke coming from the stage.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It's not too bad. They probably wouldn't have Windows either if they had to set it up themselves. My dad has been using Ubuntu for years, but he doesn't know it. It's just a laptop that works as far as he's concerned.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My girlfriend and I went to a sex club where we did mostly vanilla stuff on one of the beds next to other people fucking, and I spanked her on a horse in front of a small crowd.

I'm about to fuck her awake in a few minutes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You can definitely do that with a slap. I love leaving hand prints.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The man they call Jayne

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